Disco Mongoose

Required:

1. A chair
2. A cape
3. Waterproof clothing
4. A lot of studio space
5. No pants

Walk solemnly out onto the dance floor wearing your cape. When you can't take it anymore, let the music flow through your body like beer through a beer funnel, all rythmic and foamy. The more spastic the movement, the better. Jumping and lunging will be your staple moves, interspersing with light jogging and the occasional splitz. Finally, throw the cape off, grab the chair and just do what comes naturally. Get a friend to pour beer through a beer funnel about 3 stories up above you. When it hits you, show your appreciation by really breaking it down. Guess what - this disco mongoose loves waterfalls!

Diagram 1: Prepare mentally with your cape on

Diagram 2: Get ready for that waterfall, Disco Mongoose!