Current events

Today: We've got nothing scheduled. Absolutely nothing.
March: Get ready for "Booze Awareness Month," also known as "Lots of Booze March"! That's right, it's already that time of year again, when we give thanks to booze and all that it has brought us. A little known fact is that booze is directly responsible in the creation of 83% of the dance moves that are done in this country today!
March 13: Saxaphone lessons
April 18: Jim Longwood's long awaited "test"
First Friday of May: No Pants Day
May 22: Come join us at the Sail Loft in Boston's Historic North End for the We Hate Pants Christmas Party!
July 4: National Egg Toss Day (celebrated with fireworks and parades everywhere)
August 1: Senior writer Shamus Pumpwell comes out of the closet
August 2: Pumpwell goes back into the closet after striking out at the Man Ray on "Corn Dogs for Corn Holes Night."
August 13: National Don't Go to Work Day
September 3: Take your pants off at work day
September 4: Take your pants to work day
September 8: The Annual "Hey - it's September" We Hate Pants Party at The International in Boston
October 1: Company sit-in at the WHP.com headquarters, the 250 Winds
October 17: National Magicians Conference at the Dick Butkas Ballroom in Columbus Ohio
December 26: Boxing Day: Unsanctioned Ultimate Fighting bouts everywhere
January 11, 2010: Northeast Regional Hit on Your Neighbor's Hot Daughter Day